Thursday, April 24, 2008

So Fucking Pimp: Did I Mention that I Spit the Dopest Rhymes?

After seeing Mr Hype himself post this the other day I had no choice but to post this. Monzy is a West Coast Nerdcore Rapper, or to get all genre specific, he is a Computer Science Gangster Rapper. He is also single handedly responsible for "Hooray, Brussels Sprouts!" giving a result when searched in google, not to mention his toilet machine (which I will mention later). So being the core of nerd that his is, he doesn't have a myspace, but a blog, that he started in 1998! Did someone say old school???



Check out this latest video he did for his track "So Fucking Pimp" and you'll see what I mean.



Now pick up the battle rap "So Much Drama in the PhD" that Monzy wrote almost 3 years to the day ago. His hilariously good attempt at starting a West to East coast beef by dissin' MC Plus+, creates an atmosphere; "This young fellow certainly knows how to induce me into raising my hands upward in a motion that makes me think 'I just don't care.'" And has other commenter's out of his 20 thou of listener's on his last.fm page sprayin all sort of code/linux jargon. "Kill -9 forever"! Haha.

Pick it up:

Monzy - So Much Drama In The PhD [YSI] [MF]

Several random hilarious quotations:

And bitches dereference my pointer for free.

What's wrong MC Plus Plus, am I making you nervous?
Even skanky fat hoes give you denial of service.
You'll probably go to jail before you write your dissertation
So prepare your asshole for some internal fragmentation;

My flow is so intense that I will overflow your buffer,
Corrupt your stack pointer makin' all your data suffer.

While you're busy poppin' stacks I'll pop a cap in your skull,
While you smoke your crack pipe I'm gonna pipe you to /dev/null.
I may not have a label but I rap like a star;
I'm an unsigned long int and you're an 8-bit char.

Your mom circulates like a public key,
Servicing more requests than HTTP.
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME,
Oh, there's so much drama in the PhD.

By the time you've rhymed one line, I've already busted ten;
You rap in exponential time and I'm big-O of log(n).

I run gmake and gcc,
And I ain't never called malloc without calling free.
I'll beat your ass until it's colored like a red-black tree
'Cause there's so much drama in the PhD.

Oh and i forgot to mention this Computer Human Interface video/paper he wrote in 2003. The CHI system he and his fellow researcher developed was called the 'You're In Control' (Yes! It is a play on words) Here's an exerpt from the paper:

While urinating outdoors is playful for many people, bathroom sanitation requires a serious focus and conformity. You're In Control encourages cleanliness while reintroducing play to the act of micturition.
It is (HGHLY RCMMNDD) you click the link:

Link

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Feed on Modular

This...



And especially this...



Are why I have the ModBlog Feed on my RSS Watchlist.



Mr G. - Naughty Girl (Jessica's Addiction Remix) (YSI)

Watch the video before you download the song, or don't be pissed off at me when you get round to listening to it, fucking hilarious.

Friday, April 11, 2008

Ed Banger, Tease!



The new volume Ed Rec from Ed Banger is due for release on the 26/05/2008.

Mouth watering tracklist is below:

TRACKLISTING :
01 - Mr Oizo - Yves
02 - Busy P - To Protect And Entertain ft Murs
03 - Mr Flash - Over The Top
04 - SebastiAn - Dog
05 - Uffie - Robot Oeuf
06 - Justice - Stress (Auto Remix)
07 - Mr Oizo - Minuteman’s pulse
08 - Dj Mehdi - Pocket Piano
09 - Krazy Baldhead - No Cow, No Pow
10 - DSL - Find Me In The World
11 - Feadz - Back It Up ft Spank Rock
12 - So Me - Decalcomania

Should be interesting to hear So Me's stuff considering he is predominantly a graphic artist.

Pick up the teaser below, and be warned, this ain't no shitty 30 sec teaser, it goes for a good 10:30.

Ed Banger Crew - Ed Rec Volume III Teaser (YSI) (MF)

Also, check out some of the art by So Me the graphic artist I mentioned before who designs all that is Ed Banger. The link mentions the inspiration for the D.A.N.C.E. Video came from wanting to pull one over the French TV censors after they blurred out some 'product placement' in the 'I Am Somebody' Video. Well done to the censors who failed to realise every t-shirt in the DANCE video was by So Me and for sale. Ha.

Radiohead, Nude Hipsters?


If you haven't heard Radiohead are having a remix comp, you can buy & download the individuals tracks that make up their song 'Nude'. It's really amazed me lately just how much coverage one of the remixes has been getting. Reminded me how cool and close the blogging community is. If you haven't guess yet it's the remix by Carlos from Hipster Runoff. It's fucking gorgeous. It's a really great and original concept, which is shown by the amount of votes it has received out of the 1038 remixes total there are atm. And did I mention it's fucking hilarious!

Radiohead - Nude (Hipster Runoff Remix) (YSI) (MF)

After you've voted for HRO, go and check out some of the other remixes, by the likes of Holy Fuck, RAC, AmpLive & Andrew Muary

Horny Teens, Spank Rock & Chemical Brothers Sexuality ???

Title confuse you?
ake you say WTF?!?
Good, we're feeling the same then. Check these out and you might even be more confused.

Horny Teens

First up out of three headlines I first assumed to be fake is the song in this clip, entitle "Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime" as sung by Sarah Michelle Gellar...



So first up I called bullshit. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Singing about teen horniness! Come on, yeah sure she was Buffy, but she was also in Scooby Doo... 1 & 2! So I downloaded it anyway. Listened, and was surprissed to here what sounded legitimately sounded like SMG. So next step was google, which tunred up a movie (and soundtrack) directed by the director of one of my favourite fucking cult hits Donnie Darko. The movie's entitled Southland Tales, surprising thing is, it came out last year and I've never heard of it.



If you wanna check out SMG singing about the level of teenagers hormones and it's lack of criminalitiy, use the linkage below, if your tentative, make sure you check out the premise of the movie.

Sarah Michelle Gellar - Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime (YSI)

Sexuality

The next thing that got me confused was an announcement over at RA about a certain someone, whose Sexuality (the link's at the bottom of the page) was released to the world, entering the Eurovision Song Contest. WTF! I thought that thing was for kids? Australian comedians find it a great source material.



The video's below:



Here are two fine remixes of the track, ones been around for a while the other one is fresh of the press:

Sebastien Tellier - Divine (Midnight Juggernauts Remix) (YSI) (MF)

Sebastien Tellier - Divine (Night Facilities Re-work) (YSI) (MF)

MySpaces Linkagers: N.F. // M.J. (dot com)

Spank Rock & Chemical Brothers



This one is my favourite of the three, the premise 'Chemical Brothers & Spank Rock', as soon as I saw that headline, BAM!, instantly thought would could be better then the two!

It took a while to grow on me. My imagination ran wild and I think I had some impossibly high expectations, that would have only been met through some sort of magical mash-up, as opposed to an official collaboration. Once I got into it, DAMN, it's good!

You can find it on the soundtrack to the also awesome television show Heroes.
Check it out.

The Chemical Brothers - Keep My Composure ft Spank Rock (YSI) (MF)

Sorry about the wait, 5 uni subjects & other shit excuses...