Horny Teens, Spank Rock & Chemical Brothers Sexuality ???

Title confuse you?
ake you say WTF?!?
Good, we're feeling the same then. Check these out and you might even be more confused.

Horny Teens

First up out of three headlines I first assumed to be fake is the song in this clip, entitle "Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime" as sung by Sarah Michelle Gellar...



So first up I called bullshit. Sarah Michelle Gellar. Singing about teen horniness! Come on, yeah sure she was Buffy, but she was also in Scooby Doo... 1 & 2! So I downloaded it anyway. Listened, and was surprissed to here what sounded legitimately sounded like SMG. So next step was google, which tunred up a movie (and soundtrack) directed by the director of one of my favourite fucking cult hits Donnie Darko. The movie's entitled Southland Tales, surprising thing is, it came out last year and I've never heard of it.



If you wanna check out SMG singing about the level of teenagers hormones and it's lack of criminalitiy, use the linkage below, if your tentative, make sure you check out the premise of the movie.

Sarah Michelle Gellar - Teen Horniness Is Not A Crime (YSI)

Sexuality

The next thing that got me confused was an announcement over at RA about a certain someone, whose Sexuality (the link's at the bottom of the page) was released to the world, entering the Eurovision Song Contest. WTF! I thought that thing was for kids? Australian comedians find it a great source material.



The video's below:

Here are two fine remixes of the track, ones been around for a while the other one is fresh of the press:

Sebastien Tellier - Divine (Midnight Juggernauts Remix) (YSI) (MF)

Sebastien Tellier - Divine (Night Facilities Re-work) (YSI) (MF)

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Spank Rock & Chemical Brothers



This one is my favourite of the three, the premise 'Chemical Brothers & Spank Rock', as soon as I saw that headline, BAM!, instantly thought would could be better then the two!

It took a while to grow on me. My imagination ran wild and I think I had some impossibly high expectations, that would have only been met through some sort of magical mash-up, as opposed to an official collaboration. Once I got into it, DAMN, it's good!

You can find it on the soundtrack to the also awesome television show Heroes.
Check it out.

The Chemical Brothers - Keep My Composure ft Spank Rock (YSI) (MF)

Sorry about the wait, 5 uni subjects & other shit excuses...

New Yorke, New Yorke (Sort Of)

Sort of, as in it's not all exactly 'new'. But it is all Yorke, Thom Yorke in fact (pictured above, gettin' his mud on). I've decided that uni is not completly gay today. Since it's the last week and my net at home has been slowed down, I decided to use my remaining bandwidth at Uni to up some tracks. Scroll down for the goodness.

Brought to us by: XXXChange (from Spank Rock), Stretch & Vern, Satahsi Tomiie

Here are the tracks:

Thom Yorke - The Eraser (XXXChange Mix)
Thom Yorke - The Eraser (Stretch & Vern Edit)
Thom Yorke - The Eraser (Satoshi Tomiie Reconstruction Edit)

BONUS:
In case you missed these (from December). Approved (& upped at the time) by Thom himself:

Thom Yorke - The Clock (Surgeon Remix)

"First there is Surgeon's Rmx of "The Clock." This was the one that made me think, we got to start getting these out. I was chuffed he wanted to do it as think he is a MASTER. He has turned it into something really hard. And disco. Well what I call disco anyhow. It made me very proud. I hope it gets played in a club somewhere. Not that I get out much nowadays." - Thom Yorke

Thom Yorke - Analyse (Various Productions Remix)

"This is a deranged twist of "Analyse" by Various Productions. I got into them after hearing Hater off their Lp The World is Gone." - Thom Yorke

WTF! Hype Over Hype Hack!

I don't know what the fuck just happened but the count, whilst waiting for The New Hype Machine, to reach 10,000 suddenly catapults to billions! Or at leats 812 Million at last count.





I reckon some hackers got tired of waiting, either that or Hype decided to make it look that way so it didn't seem like they were cop'n out of their seemingly overambitious 10,000 viewers.

My first finding is from the guys who are gracing Australia's shores one the first day of next year for Field Day, which I'm missing so they better do a side show, Spank Rock remixed by Best Fwends. My best description of this track would by confusingly addictive.

Just Listen.
Heres the Track:

Spank Rock - Bump (Best Fwends Remix)

From Here, Who Themselves got it from Here who...

UPDATE:

Hype just admitted they did it themselves, for us. How sweet.